I used to be annoyed that there were no rules governing what someone could send to the entire faculty & staff of the college, but eventually I came to delight in these artifacts for their singularity. The email we received yesterday is exemplary:
>>Does anyone have an elevated toilet seat that they would like to loan or sell?
I thought about responding with a suggestion that we all exchange toilet seats for a week, you know, just to (as they say) "walk a mile in another man's shoes." Although I suppose we'll have to rework the proverb a bit in this case....
Readers? Any suggestions?