1. everyone must blog. otherwise how will we know who's who and what's what.
2. everyone that's feeling really good about themselves must confess one egregious sin from their distant past on their blog.
3. everyone that's feeling pretty terrible about the world and themselves and their future should:
a. have a cup of coffee or take a nap. (but one of the two is mandatory)
b. blog about one thing they're really proud of.
There you have it. That's my plan for fixing things.