I have no idea where I found this cheery-please-and-thank-you Polite Paper Command....

but I always like imagining that these commands could be taken out of context and read as being universally applicable (not unlike how many people like to mis-read various sacred texts).   Imagine this one as a book title; it could be a part of a series of neatly drawn comics that demonstrated the potentially violent ends your children would meet if you let them be too cavalier around mundane pieces of furniture.

Other titles in this series:  Please Do Not Allow Children to Shake Two Liter Pop Bottles (thanks!) or Please Do Not Allow Children to Ride Bikes Without Their Hands (thanks!)

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