I am the first one standing on my mother's front porch, waiting for the sibling picture to be taken. I am eating my bagel as fast as I can so there won't be any bits of it in my teeth. Later, when asked, I will refuse to move to a higher step so as to not exacerbate my height and create asymmetry in the picture. This is not a selfie. It does share a similar solipsistic frame, however. Also, the end of a bagel.